Dear Arthur,I wonder if you could tell me what is the difference between Heaven and Hell? (Vincent, Colindale)
Dear Vincent,
Easiest question of the week dear! Hell is the one-night stand. Hell is other people's pillows. Hell is being chucked out first thing without any breakfast. Hell is one the one night stand that won't bugger off next morning. Hell is the one night stand that snored all night which was just adding insult to injury as he'd shot his load seconds after getting into my bed. Hell is the gorgeous guy who came to stay and made your weekend bliss by spending all of it with you and left you in a 'picking out the drapes’ daydream only to walk out your door never to call again. Hell is the resident ex that your stand still lives with - if looks could kill he'd be a mass murderer.
On the other hand, Heaven is meeting Mr.Right or Mr.Right-4-Now and being able to take yourself off the meat rack and delete all your internet dating profiles. Heaven is having that guy to come home to and share the highs and lows of your day with. Heaven is being a couple with each other for company, solace, reassurance, hugs and kisses.
Hell is today but Heaven is tomorrow and the cynics will tell you tomorrow never comes. Don't believe a word of it!
Easiest question of the week dear! Hell is the one-night stand. Hell is other people's pillows. Hell is being chucked out first thing without any breakfast. Hell is one the one night stand that won't bugger off next morning. Hell is the one night stand that snored all night which was just adding insult to injury as he'd shot his load seconds after getting into my bed. Hell is the gorgeous guy who came to stay and made your weekend bliss by spending all of it with you and left you in a 'picking out the drapes’ daydream only to walk out your door never to call again. Hell is the resident ex that your stand still lives with - if looks could kill he'd be a mass murderer.
On the other hand, Heaven is meeting Mr.Right or Mr.Right-4-Now and being able to take yourself off the meat rack and delete all your internet dating profiles. Heaven is having that guy to come home to and share the highs and lows of your day with. Heaven is being a couple with each other for company, solace, reassurance, hugs and kisses.
Hell is today but Heaven is tomorrow and the cynics will tell you tomorrow never comes. Don't believe a word of it!
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